Falanarama

Merry Christmas, to everyone! 
I Wish you some nice days with family and friends!

Got tagged by L-I-F-F-Y


Dear ,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting.
I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds as you ate enchilada and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage Men. 
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the result of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of a new life as a clone.

Go burn,
Falanarama 
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I love you, Lif... :"D
Let US buuuuurn together! 

And I tag
Beast91
WildeMaehne
Raekyn
Xizul

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Here's how you create your own letter:

Fill in the slots with the answers to the questions. For example, if your shirt is blue, you'd put in "our romance is over" in the first slot. Fill in the blanks accordingly until the letter is completed. 





1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - our affair is over 
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - in your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on 
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - my father 
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the millitary service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Okay guy's.. this is the most hardest Journal entry for me until now, so please be patient. /:

I will open my Commission's.


Normally this isn't a bad thing, but I still have the feeling that my drawings aren't worth it, to get money for them, even if the funds are small (except for the last one, because I mostly need over 20 hours for a picture with a bigger background..)

Well.. why did I open some Commision's although I think my drawings aren't worth it?
Because I am really in need for money since today.
I will move in 3 month and there were some unexpected bills in my postbox, I just can't pay without some help from outside.
And because I haven't the option to get some extra money with a little part-time job since my daughter can't stay at home alone and a babysitter would cost something too, I was in hope that somebody of you would be interested in some art of me...
I really had to sell tons of drawings for only pay my bills with Commission's, but a bit extra money is better than nothing, right?

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All the prices are just for digital drawing's, because I have some problems with my hand since a few month and drawing traditional would needlessly make it more badly.

I will draw:
- Animals
- Anthro
- Humans
- Fanart but NO shipping with your OC's!

- bloody and sexual content
- mostly everything except for voilence against child's, rape, Pokémon (sry but I cannot) and I haven't a talent for MLP's

Payment options:
- bank transfer
- Paypal

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Of course, i would be happy if you support me while share this Journal with your friends!
Just Note me if you wanna talk about a Commission.

Thank you.

Fist of all:
Leute helft mir! Ihr dürft dieses Journal gerne mit euren Freunden teilen und quer durch Deviantart pfeffern, denn ich habe WIRKLICH Lust mal wieder ein Bisschen was Neues und auch für andere Leute zu zeichnen. Das ist jedoch mit meinen 11 deutschen Watchern, die ich alle bereits vorher kannte kaum möglich.. /:
Ich liebe euch alle und danke euch dafür, dass ihr meine Bilder mögt und unterstützt. Aber ich würde mich abgöttisch über ein bisschen Support zu diesem Journal freuen..
Danke! ♡

Fee free to share this Journal with all of your friends, 'cause I am in big need to draw some new exciting characters and stuff!
Thank's

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I'll open 10 (!) Slots for free Sketches.
Just left a comment under this Journal with a link of your OC you want me to draw.
Who comes first gets first.

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UPDATE!
I added some more slots because I had SO MUCH FUN while start drawing the first Characters! :3


Guy's... please don't steal others OC's and try to claim it as your own. THIS IS NOT COOL! ):<

Hello guy's

Is anybody out there who wanna trade with me? I need some new challenges in drawing.. /: